Nothing to do :D

• GUY: "You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life is cloudy, you are in my heart like rain for a barren land…"
  WOMAN: "Hey, dude! Is it a Proposal or a Weather Report?"
• BOY: "Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito."
  GIRL: "Ok ano ba sasabihin mo?"
  BOY: "Mahal na mahal kita lagi mo tandaan na andito lang ako lagi sa tabi mo! ano natandaan mo ba?"
  GIRL: (kinilig) "Ah oo naman."
  BOY: "Good pakisabi sa best friend mo ha?"
• What she gets –
  House
  Furniture
  Car
  Alimony,
  Child support
  Etc. What He gets –
  SILENCE.
  It’s a "win-win" situation!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ~ “Jeep nga pag napuno umaalis, tao pa kaya.”~