hahaha! xD

MURDER OF ENGLISH: 1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. 
2. Both of you stand together 
3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outsif when I am inside. 
4. Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
5. I have 2 daughters both girls 
6. Give me a blue pen of any color 
7. The principal is revolving in the corridor 
8. All of u stand in a straight circle 
9. Open the windows – let the AIRFORCE come in.

New Beginning - Ben Moon

Epitaph (a bit humorous) [^^,]

Here lies a boy they call

JehroMancer,

from his fall

He is now a Fertilizer

-Epitaph-

TRUST \('o')/

To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. 
- George MacDonald

This Made my Whole Night (~o.o)~

• Batman Begins….. with one hello.”
• "Malaki lang ang katawan mo but you chose to break my heart."
• “Don’t talk to strangers… when your mouth is full.”
• “Roses are red, Bayolets are blue, if you think your byutipool, kawawa naman you.”
• “Matalino man ang matsing… No ID, No Entry.”
• “Patience is a virtue, Liberty is a statue.”
• “Time is gold…. pero barya lang sa umaga.”
• “An apple a day… is seven apples a week.”
• “No ID, no entry. Member PDIC.”
• “The more you hate. . .The more chances of winning.”
• "Do not do unto others… what we did last night."
• “May bukas pa… Kaya bukas na lang kita mamahalin.”
• "I’d do anything for crispy fried, trying hard copy cat!"
• "May the Force be with you…are the only exception."
• "And I am telling you, I am not going. You’re best man I’ve ever known. There’s no way I can ever go. No, no ID, no entry."
• “Honesty is just a policy.”
• “Mommy mommy I am sick, call the doctor Jones, doctor Jones, call me doctor Jones.”
• "When the cat is away, the mouse… is alone."
• “Don’t talk when you don’t know you’re beautiful.”
• “The way to a man’s heart is through the fire.”
• "Time is gold… but we need cash."
• "Nanay, Tatay gusto kong tinapay. Ate, Kuya.. wag po, wag po!"
• “Kung walang corrupt, walang….. TULUGAN!!!”
• “Beauty is in the eye…of the tiger.”

Nothing to do :D

• GUY: "You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life is cloudy, you are in my heart like rain for a barren land…"
  WOMAN: "Hey, dude! Is it a Proposal or a Weather Report?"
• BOY: "Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito."
  GIRL: "Ok ano ba sasabihin mo?"
  BOY: "Mahal na mahal kita lagi mo tandaan na andito lang ako lagi sa tabi mo! ano natandaan mo ba?"
  GIRL: (kinilig) "Ah oo naman."
  BOY: "Good pakisabi sa best friend mo ha?"
• What she gets –
  House
  Furniture
  Car
  Alimony,
  Child support
  Etc. What He gets –
  SILENCE.
  It’s a "win-win" situation!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ~ “Jeep nga pag napuno umaalis, tao pa kaya.”~

Haiku :)

Easter bunny hides
Easter eggs are out of sight
Kids look everywhere